Not Me Tuesday!

I did NOT take my niece out to Chili's on a Sunday.

I did NOT later get caught doing so by my husband due to the fact that I left my phone at the restaurant, and he called it and the Chili's lady answered.

I did NOT see MOLD on a spatula in the sink today, and then completely ignore it.

I did NOT mistakenly assume Aunt Flo left town today and fail to take the necessary precautions.

I do NOT have horribly tacky chipped red nail polish on because I'm too busy/lazy to fix it.

I did NOT buy a neon tealish iridescent nail polish for $6 because it was called "Pixel Pretty" and I think it's appropriate for a graphic designer...:D



I am NOT going back to also buy "Hi-Def."


I am NOT going to put this on both my fingernails and toenails even though I think color on fingers is tacky and for 14 year olds.

I am NOT thinking about TTC 24/7.

I do NOT want to cut all my hair off because it is frizzy and annoying and is like 90% flyaways.

I did NOT go to bed at 9:30pm last night because I had a sore throat.

I am NOT O.D.ing on vitamins in every form and flavor and drinking at least one Nalgene full of water every hour.

I am NOT watching a Baby Story right now.

12 really, really, ridiculously good looking comments:

Dan River Mama said...

A Baby Story. Everyone picks on me because I watch that show all the time and cry, almost every episode. I know it's silly but I just feel so happy for the new parents.

Kitten said...

There are days when I feel like I need to just shave my head completely. And it's on humid, hot days like the one you just described. I have naturally curly, very thick hair, and look like I've been electrocuted when it's 110% humidity.

Jen said...

Wwhat is TTC? (p.s. your blog is adorable!!!)

hotpants™ said...

I like the first color, but would have to pass on the green.

Lolli said...

I'd love to see those colors on your fingers and toes! You, my friend, are one baby hungry girl!

Smitten by Britain said...

I used to watch Baby Story all the time hoping I would get pregnant through osmosis.

Cole said...

That's an interesting green....:-)

I love A Baby Story!

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JosiahsMommy said...

Once you start thinking about TTC you will not stop until you are pregnant. Lol. It's the way it is. Oh, and I love A Baby Story.

codyshelly said...
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codyshelly said...

I love A Baby Story only when I'm ttc or am pregnant. After I have the baby I can't stand watching it-it brings back the memories of the labor pains!

Blabbergirl said...

I sorta like tacky haha.. I will wear some very funky colors thats not half of it. I have fly aways galore I am going in for a haircut cant stand it any longer curly hair is a mess.

bigmamacass said...

When I was TTC, I was watching Baby Story NON STOP too. And Bringing Home Baby and every other baby show on TLC and Discovery.